Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies: hey! Wt r u doing here?
Me: tujhe nehi pata yar!! Mai yahan ticket black karne ata hun..
2. In bus : A fat lady steps on my feet : arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
Me: Nai aunty bahot maja aya ek bar fir se karo na :/ :O
3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry yaar! So raha tha kya?
Me: Nai yar! Mai to Bas let kar marne ki practice kar raha tha?
4. when they see me with shorter hair : yar! Baal katwaye hai kya?
Me: Pata Nehi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha subah uth kar dekha to andar chale gaye!!
5. When some 1 call me on my land-line n asks where r u?
Me: yar mai market mai hun, phone b gale me latka kar le aya hun :/
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